Re: REALLY BAD CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES

Why was the vampire fired from the blood bank?

He got caught drinking on the job.

So the duck walks into Boots and asks for chapstick. The salesgirl asks him if that will be cash or charge, and he says "Just put it on my bill."

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?

An alarm cluck!

How about a hummingbird and a bell?

A humdinger!

What did the boy flea say to the girl flea?

Come up and see my itchings!

Wocka! Wocka!

(honks bicycle horn)