Re: REALLY BAD CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck!

What did the fish say after he bumped into a wall?

Dam!

What brand of coffee did they serve on the Titanic?

Sanka.

Where do butchers dance?

At a meatball!

What do you do with a green monster?

Wait till it ripens!

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!

I think I'd better quit before someone starts throwing things at me.