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IlStevo
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Re: REALLY BAD CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES new [Re: Fusilier]
      #36598 - 05/17/05 09:10 PM

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wurlitzer.
Wurlitzer who?
Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show....



What do you call it when two gods appear while you're eating your cereal?
Breakfast epiphanies.


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IlStevo
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Re: REALLY BAD CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES new [Re: Malcolm]
      #42500 - 11/09/05 06:20 PM

What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.

What type of animal needs oil?
A mouse (because it squeaks)

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
A wooly jumper.

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