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Did you get a really bad joke in your Christmas Cracker?

This is the one that I got:

What goes oom oom? A cow walking backwards.

They don't get much worse than that.

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Did you hear about the grape that was stepped on by an elephant? It only let out a little wine.

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"Ancient Mother, I hear you calling,
Ancient Mother, I hear your song."

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